County Show Prep

Local 2010

5:15 A.M. alarm
Get scrubbed.
Get dressed.
Grab some supplies and head to the farm.
Catch Posey, Faith, and Juicy.  Leave Ayan.  (There are no cow classes at County.  Besides, she has to stay and fatten up those beef calves!)
Load up in the trailer.
Go to the Ag Farm.
Unload
Soak
Lather
Scrub
Rinse
Repeat until the dirt is GONE!  (Dirt dulls clipper blades!  Dirt is evil!)
Get ready to leave the wash rack and PLOP PLOP PLOP.
Repeat until the poop is gone.
Dry dry dry

Local 2011

Clip, clip, clip, clip.
Big clippers for the body
Little clippers for the little nooks and crannies
Dodge flying hooves!
Keep your eyes on your clipping and keep your eyes on both of the two legs that are closest to you.
Use your cat-like reflexes.
Do the hardest job first.  Get it over with.

Scrub the potatoes out of their ears...ALL the way down in there.  Most of them like it. I wish they were squeaky clean like this every day!