True Story

My Ag teacher (who is a lady) came into the classroom the other day and called my friend and me by name and said, "Girls, we're going to go get preg checked on Monday."

All the boys' eyes got big and they started making a ruckus.

A second later, my Ag teacher figured out what the problem was.
"NO!  We're going to take the ANIMALS to get preg checked!"

Thanks for clearing that up, Ms. Jennings.